(You're So) Artificial
Words and music by Phillip Bimstein 2024

You sure got a lot of things to say
You spit them out a hundred words a minute
But I heard it all yesterday
The same old no matter how you spin it

You're really smart
That's official
But your heart's so
Superficial
I think it's time to
Blow the whistle
Cause you're so artificial

Artificial

I wish I had half your intelligence
Let me steal a few points off your IQ
Gimme a shot of common sense
And still I could never outsmart you

If only you were
More elastic
Not just a cold
Piece of plastic
That would be so
Fantastic
But you're so artificial

Artificial

Lead guitar!

You're really smart
That's official
But your heart's so
Superficial
I think it's time to
Blow the whistle
Cause you're so
(You're so)
You're so artificial

Artificial
(Chorus out)