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Rhett Holland's Secret Club: How to Join


an easy 3 step process


First, email my lovely receptionist, Marty, with the subject line "Secret Club" and the body only containing "club"


Second, he sends you a link to the Secret Club.


Third, you're in. Good times will be had by all.


Why you should join:

- You can download all sorts of crazy crap!

It'll be fun.


That's all I got. Sign up!